So here we go...for another "aren't i dead tough" bullshit story.

Ah yes it's been a few weeks and i have been busy with "Iron Psyche" but the RBSD pantomime is never far from my mind as i occasionally have a squint at the forums. This story comes from the king of RBSD instructor (although he now isn't an instructor after being shown up for what he is/isn't) story telling bullshit. The same guy as last time, he gave me sooo much material........

I have always told people not to bother with head kicks in the heat of a street fight as they are just too risky imo from a losing your balance point of view that is. In the years of doorwork and other bits and pieces i have seen one effective well placed head kick, delivered to a guy that was facing away from the kicker....and it still didnt knock him out but it was a cracker regardless.

Well our tough guy, ex con "instructor" with a love of violence was out one night and got into a bit of bother, not a "square go" which is an expression he likes to use now and again to sound "street" and down with the kids but sore sort of altercation in town. Incidentally the term "square go" i had to explain to him and since then he seems to love it although i'll wager those posts have magically dissappeared as usual to protect him from criticism...

Now our guy was fighting multiple opponents, obvioulsy, i mean what's the point of just saying there was one when you can build the drama with several? And he tells me how he delivered a spinning kick to this bad mans mouth and "powdered his teeth", Yip, "powdered his teeth". Mmmmm step to far with the embellishment there me thinks and my face showed it as did my ex girlfriends which caused our hero to look away in embarrassment and try and cover himself by detracting attention from this cringeworthy bollocks by saying "i was so, so deeply ashamed of myself". Because as we all know guys/girls that if your a deadly spinning back kicking ninja like our man that you hit so hard and with such accuracy their teeth "powder"......cue Hollywood explosion and deep voice over please.

However, caught in the moment and now unable to shut up the story grew a few arms and legs. After the incident was over and his friends were in awe of his skills and fighting prowess they remarked that he really shouldnt wear steel toe caps on a night out...yes really i swear on my life. He then calmly and slowly revealed he was wearing his slip on shoes which obvioulsy got them soaking wet and giggling like schoolgirls at his incredible awesome abilities.

It was at this point however i really did think that being associated to this chap was not going to do me any favours long term, if only i had acted on it then and there but hey ho you live and learn.

Funny thing is, my ex girlfriend who had previousloy been around the nightclub scene and around some dubious characters in her past remarked on his appearance from the first time she set eyes on him. "Pfft, he doesn't look like much Chris" I wish to god i had acted on that warning sign as well, lol.

Additionally, i wonder if this drew the attention of the cops as he stated "I have never really beat someone up properly without the police attending". Makes me think how on earth he got and kept his door badge for so long? Perhaps they were also in awe of his fighting skills who knows......